The week in shopping
One of my favorite sample sales, the twice-yearly Dwell sale features their modern, graphic-print linens for 40%-50% off. 10/26-11/12; 11-7:30; 62 Greene St. (Spring & Broome Sts.).

Oliver Peoples only has a sale once a year, so hit it and get their ultra-pricey eyewear for a much more tolerable 10/27-10/29; 11-7, noon-6 Sun.; 366 W. Broadway (at Broome St.).

Bring sexy back in Tufi Duek's Brazilian clothes, now $45 and up. 10/24-10/26; 9:30-7; 530 Broadway (at Spring St.), 10th fl.

Schlep out to Long Island City for the Housing Works sale and score shoes for $1-$5 and stuff all the designer clothes you can fit in one bag for $20. If you're lucky, you might get some of my old clothes! 10/28; 10-5; 48-49 35th St. (near 48th Ave.), Long Island City, Queens.

Score Cavalli and Dolce & Gabbana at non-ridiculous prices (mid-three figures) at this special sale. 10/26-10/27; 10-7; 33 W. 55th St. (5th & 6th Aves.), ground fl.

Stylish, work-friendly Elie Tahari clothes and outerwear are 70%-80% off. 10/25-10/28; 8:30-7:30, 10-5 Sat.; 520 5th Avenue (at 43rd St.), 2nd fl.

People supposedly score awesome vintage designer stuff at City Opera Thrift Shop's "V is for Vintage" event; make a $10 suggested donation and go to town. 10/25; 5-8 p.m.; 222 E. 23rd St. (2nd & 3rd Aves.).

Dress like a Brooklyn hipster with Hayden-Harnett's handmade leather accessories, now up to 80% off at this cash-only sale. 10/25-10/27; noon-7; 330 W. 38th St. (8th & 9th Aves.), ste. 503.

Dress like my dad for 75% off in Gant's preppy clothes (for women too). 10/25-10/27; 8:30-6:30; 20 W. 55th St. (5th & 6th Aves.), 11th fl.

Dress like a sophisticated version of my dad in Hickey Freeman and Bobby Jones for $69 and up. 10/29-11/2; 10-6 Sun., 9-6:30 Mon.-Wed., 11-2 Thurs.

Find four-figure designer gowns (think YSL, Vera Wang, Monique L'hullier) for mid-three-figures at Stylebug's sale. 10/24-10/ 28; 10-8, 9-6 Sat.; New Yorker Hotel, 481 8th Ave. (at 34th St.), Sutton Suite, 3rd fl.

Make like Maggie Gyllenhaal and hit Belly Dance Maternity for pregnancy-friendly Habitual, Chip & Pepper, and Paper Denim & Cloth for 15% off. 10/27; 11-6; 548 Hudson St. (Perry & Charles Sts.).

Go uptown toN Harlem and get Juicy Couture for 30% off. Through 11/14; noon-8, noon-6 Sun., closed Mon.; 114 W. 116th St. (at Lenox Ave.).

Patti Rose has super-designers (Pucci, Gucci, Dior, Blumarine) in all sizes, plus accessories too. 10/24-10/25; 9-7 Tue., 9-6 Wed.; 124 E. 58th St. (Park & Lex), ground floor.

Like color? Hit Zuzka for colorful handmade clothes and home accessories for 90% off (that's $20 and up). 10/24-10/27; 11-6; 37 E. 18th St. (5th Ave. & Broadway), 10th fl.

Cheryl Shops fave Le Train Bleu is moving to a new store and thus offering 30% off on all items through 10/31.

Take 20% off clothes, shoes, and accessories at Bloomingdales.com when you enter code AUTUMN at checkout through 10/26.
Not so much: stretch overload
It's been awhile since I've written a "Not so much" here at Cheryl Shops, but after my experience tonight, a good, healthy rant is in order. Ever since I posted the Cheryl Shops Fall Shopping guide roughly a month ago, I've been looking for a pair of skinny jeans. I've been everywhere from Bergdorf's to Urban Outfitters, and I recently came to the conclusion that maybe I'm just not cut out for a skinny jean. That said, I am a fan of straight-leg jeans--they're kind of halfway between boot-cut and skinny, and they happen to look pretty good on me. I have a pair of straight-leg jeans, the Sienna by Citizens of Humanity, that I bought last fall and love, and I'd gladly buy another pair if I were able to locate one--I'm assuming they were a limited-edition run and thus are not available anymore. But as I've said before, I'm a hunter, and I'm stubborn, so I decided that tonight I was going to buy a new pair of jeans, damnit! I headed over to Barneys after work, because that's where I bought my Siennas last year, and their salespeople are usually very helpful when it comes to jeans. Not so much this time. I found that I'm between sizes in J Brand, and the salegirl tried to convince me that the smaller size--which was bursting at the seams--looked "hot" on me. She also seemed unable to determine the difference between the 14-inch straight leg (which I wanted) and the 12-inch drainpipe (which I did not). I also asked her to bring me any other dark-wash skinny jeans in my size, but she said I had them all (um, no, I had four). All of which led me to believe 1) service at Barneys at 6:30 on a Thursday sucks and 2) J Brand just doesn't fit me. Fine, ok. I decided to move on to Bloomingdale's, figuring they might have a better selection, and at least I can use my employee discount.

Bloomingdale's, however, was in the midst of a Girls Night Out, so every Upper East Side teenager and Queens administrative assistant was packed onto the second floor, sipping cosmos and wreaking havoc in general. I grabbed every dark-wash straight-leg jean I could find--True Religion, Habitual, Goldsign, Citizens, Seven, etc.--and hit the dressing room. And you know what? Every last pair looked horrible on me. First of all, when did jeans get so freaking tight in the thighs? In order to get a pair that fits me in the waist, the thighs are so skintight, I'd be embarassed to leave the house in them. Now, I get that skinny jeans are supposed to be tight. Fine. But is there no middle ground between boring boot-cut and skintight skinny? My next issue is that every pair I tried on, the denim was so lightweight, it hung funny and clung to every curve in my leg--and not in a good way. What happened to normal denim? And my final, and most important issue, is that every last friggin' pair of jeans has stretch. I will admit that when stretch jeans first came around, I was psyched, and I bought a pair of Sevens, almost identical to my non-stretch Sevens. But my new Sevens were not skintight--they fit like my other pair, except I could eat steak frites for dinner and not impede my digestion process. So, yay for stretch. But at some point, stretch jeans went from practical to way too tight. And now you can't find a pair without stretch to save your life. I asked my salesgirl at Bloomie's if they had any non-stretch jeans and she looked at me like I was ka-ray-zee. I can't be the only person in the world who doesn't like her jeans ass-tight, can I? I mean, if I want to be that uncomfortable, I'll wear compression stockings!

So, I am back to the drawing board. Saks is the one place I haven't been yet; perhaps I'll stop by after work tomorrow. I know I could shop online--Active Endeavors and Revolve Clothing come to mind--but when jeans are concerned, I think it's incredibly important to try on many pairs, and unless I'm familiar with the brand, I never know what size I'm going to need. So I'm a bit reluctant to take that route. In the meantime, does anyone know where to find non-stretch straight-leg jeans? I'll even take a slightly stretchy straight-leg jean, as long as it's in a heavier denim. But as for lightweight stretch skinny jeans--say it with me, everyone--not so much.
Buy it
Several months ago, I extolled the virtues of Jessica Simpson's line of shoes. I can't stand Jessica herself, but she makes some good knockoffs at prices everyone can handle. And now, this season, she's taking on current accessories powerhouse Chloe. Here's the $750 original:



And here's the
Jessica Simpson Cam
:



It's $80, people--that's like a tenth of the price of the original. And, I feel like it's fate, since the shoe style is called Cam, and those just happen to be my initials. Now if only she could do a version of Chloe's moccasin...
Project Runway vs. America's Next Top Model
Finally, the finale. Fashion Week was over a month ago, and after the most dragged-out season in Project Runway's short history, we finally have a winner. After all the drama surrounding Jeffrey's garments, it turned out the most scandalous thing was that he was over budget by a mere $200, a situation that was easily rectified by ditching his ugly wigs and substituting a pair of shorts (for which he couldn't find a receipt) with a skirt he whipped up at the eleventh hour. I, like many people, had been rooting for Michael going into the finale, but after seeing the runway photos on the wires, I knew he was toast. I'm not even going to comment on it, because I was just so disappointed. What a letdown. I also, after seeing the pictures last month, figured Jeffrey would win--his collection was the most focused but also showed the most range. And fashion editors are always suckers for the rock star look. I think Laura could've benefitted from showing some daytime clothes mixed in with the eveningwear, as her show came across as pretty one-note to me. And while I knew Jeffrey would win, I was really rooting for Uli, because I simply thought her collection was the most wearable--as in, I'd wear everything in it. Oh well. I'm just glad the show is over and my Wednesday-night TV viewing can be focused solely on Lost and...

...America's Next Top Model! I must say, this season is keeping me guessing. I thought for sure the producers would keep bitchy Monique around for awhile, but she got the boot two weeks ago. Meg (last week's exit) was a bit more obvious. And while Melrose definitely has that kooky, Lisa-from-season-four thing going on, she's definitely entertaining, and I hate to admit it, but she's growing on me. My question is, why does this girl want to be a model? She should be an actress, or, as she proved tonight, a TV personality! We also now have a little bisexual subplot, as tomboy twin Michelle announced today that she's "confused" about her sexuality (which means she's gay). Props to the twins' mom for being supportive during her rather awkward, abrupt and strangely timed coming out; and props to Michelle herself, whom, I'm guessing, was probably forced to come out over the phone after the producers got wind of her up-in-the-air sexuality. But, honestly, I was a bit shocked that AJ was the one to go this week! Okay, so she wasn't super-enthusiastic (although if I were forced to live with 12 airheads and be humiliated every day by Tyra Banks, I don't know how enthusiastic I'd be either), and she took one bad photo (after so many good ones), but come on! She had an awesome walk and took the best photos, and you're telling me Jaeda has more potential? Well, at least we can take comfort in the fact that AJ will probably get signed by a smart agency and have a long and prosperous career--which is usually more than you can say for the winner.
The great bag search
I have a bit of a quandary. Since I received it last Christmas (thanks, Mom and Dad!), I've carried an emerald green Marc Jacobs Wonder bag. People stop me on the street to admire it--I don't know if that's because of the color or the fact that it's Marc Jacobs, or maybe both--and I love it to pieces. However, soon it's going to be time to switch to my winter coat, which, this year, is going to be either my red coat or my leopard coat, and the bag isn't going to look too hot with either of those. Which means I either have to bust out one of my old standbys (bo-ring!) or shop for a new bag (yippee!). Since I'm not holding my breath for a new Marc bag this Christmas, I'm aiming for the mid- to low-three-figure range. And as much as I love the thrill of the hunt, I think I've already found a strong contender: the City Tote from Anna Corinna. The designer, by the way, is one half of Foley & Corinna, one of my favorite vintage stores in NYC. Not shockingly, her bags have a vintage look with soft, slouchy leather and retro-yet-timeless shapes. But the City Tote is my favorite for two reasons: One, it is freaking huge and can thus fit my magazines, extra shoes, lunch, and whatever else I tend to carry around with me. Two, it can be carried folded with a shoulder strap or unfolded as a tote, so it's like having two bags in one. Genius! Best of all, the price isn't ridiculous, especially considering the size. Now, onto my next dilemma: What color should I get?
Website of the week
One of my favorite movies is When Harry Met Sally, and one of my favorite parts in the movie is when Sally breaks down and says, "And I'm going to be 40!" And Harry says, "What? When? In eight years!" And Sally says, "Someday! But it's there!" I am a bit further away from 40, but I'll be...um...the big milestone birthday that comes before 40--I think you know what I'm talking about--very, very soon. And as I was cleaning out my closet on Saturday, I realized that in the last 10 years, my wardrobe hasn't really changed. Granted, I own a suit or two now, but I only wear them when I have a super-important meeting or a job interview. I'm basically still dressing like an 18-year-old--well, one who can afford to shop at Barneys. I'm going to blame part of this on my job, since I write editorial copy for a teen website and thus have to be on top of the trends for that age group, and, hey, if I see something I like in the juniors department, it's usually so reasonable, I just buy it. I also happen to like my legs, so I'll attribute my collection of miniskirts to that. But, really, I think I need to accept my age and start dressing like it. Like I said yesterday, I need to start buying fewer, but nicer things--more Co-Op, less Forever 21. A good place for me to start shopping is ShopJake.com, the online home of Chicago's Jake, a boutique that, sadly, I've never been to (but I'll definitely have to check out next time I'm in the Windy City). Jake has clothes for both men and women, with a small but well-edited selection of contemporary labels like Mayle (one of my personal favorites), Sass & Bide, and the name on everyone's lips, 3.1 Philip Lim. The site is very user-friendly--many of the items feature tips from the store's stylists, and if you have a question about a specific item (say, about fit), you can email the site directly from the product page. The site is organized pretty simply, by item rather than by designer, which I how I like to shop anyway.

I know I have way too many cardigans, but this Opening Ceremony sweater (sorry, I can't link directly) is double-breasted, giving it a bit more structure than the average sweater and thus making it more like a jacket.


I think a vest would be a good piece to have, as it strikes a nice balance between classic and trendy. This Earnest Cut & Sew vest is very menswear, but it's fitted and shaped to be flattering on a woman.


I absolutely love this Sass & Bide jacket--it's kind of half safari, half trench, and it reminds me of Rick Owens with the draped, deconstructed look. I'd wear it with a pencil skirt during the week and with skinny jeans on the weekends.


Clu is quickly becoming one of my favorite new labels--their clothes are made of light-as-air cotton jersey with really interesting construction. This sleeveless dress is perfect for layering, or you can wear it alone in summer.


These 3.1 Philip Lim shorts are fashionable, but in more of a statement-making way, rather than a slave-to-the-trends way. And while they don't look like anything special in the flat shot, check out the on-figure picture--they have an excellently slouchy, draped fit.


Of course, my crappy Target jewelry isn't going to fly with these grown-up clothes, so some proper jewelry is in order too, like this edgy-cool mixed chain necklace from Philip Crangi.


Jake has jeans too--coveted brands like Habitual and Tsubi--and through 10/21, take 20% off when you enter code wdenim20 (or mdenim20 if you're a dude) at checkout. Granted, I think I'm set in the jeans department, but even if I start dressing like an adult during the week, thank god people of all ages can get away with jeans on the weekend.
My Saturday
I take dance classes at a studio way downtown, so on Saturday, I decided to stop by Century 21 afterward for kicks. I hadn't been there in ages and I really had nothing else to do, so I figured why not? I had forgotten that they separated the shoe department into a separate store, so I stopped there first. Right away, I spotted a pair of quilted Marc by Marc Jacobs ballet flats from last fall that I had wanted to buy but never got around to. Score! However, when I saw the price, I was a bit confused: They were on "clearance" for $280, with the "original" Century 21 price of $500. Um, way to mark up, Century 21--as I remember, the shoes were originally $360 last fall at Saks. Woe to the poor soul who spent $500 on those. Slightly disgusted, I headed over to the regular store and up to the designer floor, where I found...nothing. I feel like Century 21 usually has a nice selection of European designer stuff, like Marni, Gucci, John Galliano, Costume National, etc., but the most exciting stuff I saw on Saturday was some old Clements Ribiero and Plein Sud. Whoopee. The designer section seems to have shrunk, too, with even more space devoted to secondary lines like Michael Michael Kors and Lauren Ralph Lauren. Even the contemporary section, where I used to be able to find cute T-shirts and jeans, was filled with boring stuff. Of course, in spite of all this, there were like 30 women in line for the fitting rooms. So I went back down to the 2nd floor, where I usually have at least some success in the lingerie department. But aside from the two pairs of $6 DKNY opaque tights I ended up buying, no such luck. Now, I realize that I went on a Saturday afternoon, which is never the best time to shop anywhere in Manhattan, but aside from the junky quality of everything in the store, I was kind of shocked at all of the tourists. Century 21 has long been a tourist destination, of course, and now that NYC's biggest draw is right across the street from it, I'm sure that magnifies everything. But I'm wondering if the situation in Lower Manhattan has become so dire--that even Century 21 is struggling to survive--that the store has to pander totally to tourists. Do New Yorkers even shop at Century 21 anymore? If the state of the store on Saturday is any indication, you can count me out.

So Saturday afternoon, I came home and switched my closet from spring/summer to fall/winter, a very involved process that takes several hours. I love switching my closet, because it gets me really excited about the upcoming seasons, and it gives me a clearer picture of how I need to shop to round out my wardrobe. For example, I discovered I own way too many 1) pleated skirts, 2) cardigan sweaters, and 3) black pants. Hello, clothing rut. I need to shop for 1) dresses, 2) non-pleated (and non-mini) skirts, and 3) blazers. I made a big bag of stuff for Housing Works (where I donate all my old stuff), a small bag to give away to friends, and an even smaller bag of sentimental stuff to keep in storage. And I made a new shopping list, which is the most exciting part. The other thing I realized is that I buy too much crap. I'm still a firm believer in buying designer "classic" pieces (for example, I have a pair of black wool Ann Demeulemeester trousers that I bought six years ago at Barneys and will probably have for another 20 years) and mixing them with trendier stuff (from, say H&M)--I just need redirect my money toward more long-term purchases and fewer disposable items. It's a very French way of thinking, so maybe I'll re-read French Women Don't Get Fat (or whatever it's called) for inspiration! In the meantime, of course, I'll be reporting on my progress here.
The week in shopping returns!
Built by Wendy's rock-star collection from last year is up to 80% off. 10/20-10/22; 11-8, noon-5 Sun.; 36 N. 6th St. (Wythe & Kent Aves.), Williamsburg.

Hello, Dolce! Dolce & Gabbana, YSL, Roberto Cavalli, and other French and Italian designers are up to 50% off at this sale. 10/19-10/22; 10-7 Thurs. & Fri., 11-6 Sat. & Sun.; Surrey Hotel, 20 E. 76th St. (5th & Madison Aves.).

Architectural gold and silver jewelry from Slane & Slane is $50-$5,000. 10/18-10/20; 2-8 Wed., 10-8 Thurs., 10-6 Fri.; Warwick New York Hotel, 65 W. 54th St. (5th & 6th Aves.), 2nd fl.

For the Nancy Koltes lovers out there, Tuesday is the last day to score her linens for up to 80% off. Through 10/17; 9-5/ 317 W. 33rd St. (8th & 9th Aves.).

The Art of Shopis back with another denim sale; visit the website for more info. 10/19-10/22; noon-8 Thurs., 11-8 Fri. & Sat., noon-5 Sun.; 62 Greene St. (Spring & Broome Sts.).

Even Broadway Panhandler has fallen victim to rent hikes in Soho, but they've moved to 8th Street and to celebrate, they're taking up to 75% off select kitchen appliances and such. Thourh 10/29; 11-7, 11-6 Sun.; 65 E. 8th St. (Broadway & University).

Score fancy French clothes and outerwear by Feraud for 70%-90% off. 10/18-10/20; noon-6:30 Wed., 9-6:30 Thurs. & Fri.; 317 W. 33rd St. (8th & 9th Aves.).

Getting hitched? Get a showroom sample or pre-used gown from Vera Wang, Ulla-Maija, and other pricey designers for 50%-75% off at the Bridal Garden. Call 212-252-0661 to make an appointment. 10/20-11/12; noon-8 weekdays, 10-6 Sat., 11-7 Sun., closed Fri.; 54 W. 21st St. (5th & 6th Aves.), ste. 907.

Another worthy shopping destination, the Posh Interiors Sale has home furnishings donated by fancy high-end boutiques for 60%-90% off ($25 and up). Proceeds benefit Lighthouse International, which helps the visually impaired. 10/19-10/20; 11-7; 110 E. 60th St. (Park & Lex).

Men's and women's Triple Five Soul and Subscript are 50% off and up. Through 10/23; 10-8; 15 W. 24th St. (5th & 6th Aves.).

Bonpoint's ridiculously expensive children's clothes are now slightly more affordable. 10/22-10/25; 9-6:30, 9-5 Wed.; 317 W. 33rd St. (8th & 9th Aves.).

Score a nice Cinzia Rocca coat for 50%-75% off. 10/18-10/20; 9-6; 525 7th Ave. (at 38th St.), ste. 1610.

The gift-friendly Metropolitan Museum of Art Store has home accessories, jewelry, books, and more for 20%-50% off. Through 10/29; call 800-468-7386 for store locations and hours.

Cheryl Shops fave Satya Jewelry is opening an Upper West Side store, so head over there Thursday and Friday afternoon to save 15% on your purchase and have some refreshments. 10/19-10/20; 4-7; 2265 Broadway (81st & 82nd Sts.).

They might be gone already, but as of last week, Find Outlet had new Paper Denim & Cloth and Earnest Sewn arrivals.

Get free ground shipping on all purchases at LeSportsac.com through 10/29.

Clothingline still has Free People, Milly, and starting Thursday, Eric Javits hats and bags. See website for details.

Sephora has an awesome 11-piece gift with purchase when you spend $50 and enter code JACKPOT at checkout through 11/13 or while supplies last.

Take an additional 10% off sale items online at MoMAstore.org through 10/18.

Thursday is Girls Night Out at Bloomingdale's; think free gifts, free refreshments, DJs and more. 10/19; 6-8 p.m.

If you can afford Balenciaga, head over to Barneys for a trunk show on Thursday and Friday. 10/19-10/20; 10-6; 660 Madison Avenue (60th & 61st Sts.), 4th fl.

Get free shipping on a $175 order at J.Crew through 10/17 when you enter code OCT-FS at checkout.

Select wall shelving is 30% off at West Elm through 11/28.

Tuesdays are TaTa Tuesdays at Isabella Fine Lingerie; enter code TATA to save 15% when you buy two or more bras.
Sometimes...
People, places, things enter and exit your life so quicky, you often wonder what the point was of them being there in the first place. The brand-new sweater ruined by a red wine stain the first night you wear it. The gorgeous apartment with a view that's gone before you can say "I'll take it." The out-of-nowhere perfect guy who sweeps you off your feet then disappears even faster. So many of these things are out of your control, but you can't help but wonder what you could've done to save yourself the anguish. The only thing you can do is hope that you survive the experience a stronger, more capable person.

I need to take a few days off from Cheryl Shops. I'll return next Monday, the 18th. Please check back then.
Object of Desire
Now, onto the other end of the accessories spectrum...While in the tents at Fashion Week last month, of course I was checking out everyone's bags. I saw Muses, Motorcycles, Stams, and Birkins, but what really caught my eye were Goyard bags. Goyard is often compared to Louis Vuitton, and while both companies have been making luxury leather goods and luggage for hundreds of years, that's pretty much where the similarities end. Vuitton is a much bigger company, for one, and can be bought everywhere from Macy's to various Vuitton boutiques (as well as in knockoff version on Canal Street). Goyard, on the other hand, is one of those accessory houses that fashion insiders rave about, but since, in this country, you can only buy the line at Barneys, Bergdorf Goodman, and at the Goyard store in San Francisco, it tends to remain under the radar. So aside from having this exclusivity, Goyard bags are just more luxurious--they're painted by hand, come in multiple colors, are customizable...and are thus priced accordingly. Lately I've been thinking about Goyard bags more and more, and I am definitely getting closer to obsession level. The medium-size St. Louis Tote is the Goyard bag I saw the most, and I think the most practical choice. (Yes, I know, way to rationalize.) It's big enough to fit magazines and all your essentials, but it's still incredibly chic, and I like the little wallet that comes with it.

You can even buy it on Barneys' website, but I think for the ultimate experience, the best thing would be to hit the Goyard store in Paris, which, hopefully I'll be going to sometime next year. The exchange rate isn't the best right now, but after the VAT refund, that's a nice 18% discount, or about $150 (thanks to MT for the VAT tip!). Paris, here I come!
Buy it
I am a big Mary Jane girl. Um, yeah, I'm talking about shoes, not pot. Anyway, I own many pairs of them, in lots of colors. And while I've been halfheartedly trying to curb my habit (again, I'm talking about shoes), I saw a shoe today that, well, I just have to have. Steve Madden's Judyy comes in black, brown, blue, and red, and since I already own MJs in the former three colors (yes, even blue) I must have the red. How hot will these look with my gray jumper and black tights? I love the round toe and the somewhat chunky heel looks pretty comfortable, but it's the oversized button that really makes this style stand out. Best of all, they're only $80. They will be mine. Oh, yes, they will be mine.
Website of the week
There's been a lot of discussion recently about models and their weight. Between the controversy at Australian Fashion Week (one brazen designer featured--gasp!--"real women" as models in her show; Australian Vogue subsequently refused to cover it) and the ensuing controversy from Spanish Fashion Week (models with a BMI of under 18 were not allowed to work), everyone has been debating whether models are too thin, too young, too emotionless, etc. And there are some strong opinions, my favorite of which was Rachael Zoe defending the "naturally thin" models (I'm assuming she means those who don't abuse horse tranquilizers to fit into size 0's). There have always been thin models, although if you look at pictures from 15 years ago, during the heyday of the Supermodels, it's kind of shocking how almost-normal they look--I'm guessing that Cindy Crawford, for example, was a size 4 or maybe even a size 6, which would be considered almost heifer-like by today's standards. So, who do we have to blame (or, depending on how you look at it, to thank) for all of this? The long answer is rather complex, considering everyone from the designers themselves to magazine editors and art directors to advertising executives help determine which models have successful careers. The short answer is much more simple: Casting directors are the ones who actually hire models for jobs. Granted, they're usually taking directon from someone else, but they're the ones who interact with the models on a day to day basis.

Which is probably why I find Confessions of a Casting Director so fascinating. It's a blog written by a semi-anonymous model casting director, and while much of the content consists of polaroids taken from go-sees accompanied by commentary on the model, there's also quite a bit of inside-fashion gossip. I do enjoy the polaroids, because the writer likes to spotlight future stars as well as the current top models. (I recognized quite a few faces from Fashion Week!) The writer is, refreshingly, not a snob--he admits to liking street casting, as well as "genius" plus-size model Crystal Renn and even America's Next Top Model alums (winner Danielle from season 5 and Kim the lesbian, my favorite, from season 4 were making the Fashion Week rounds). And, well, let's say the writer is equal opportunity, as there are some tasty pictures of male models too--thankfully, no one is arguing over whether they're too thin. Because sometimes we need not to intellectualize the cultural signifcance models and their weight but rather to sit back and appreciate them for what they are: gorgeous human beings.
The week in shopping
Come over to my hood and score a hippie-fabulous hand-dyed frock from MoMo Falana for 25%-75% off. Through 11/20; 12:30-8:30; 43 Avenue A (at 3rd St.).

Precious and semiprecious Catherine Angiel jewelry is up to 50% off. Through 10/16; noon-7, noon-6 Sun.; 43 Greenwich Ave. (at Charles St.).

Sexy clothes and accessories from Luca Luca are up to 80% off. 10/3-10/4; 10-6; 19 W. 36th St. (5th & 6th Aves.), 4th fl.

If it's your style, Rachel Ashwell Shabby Chic furniture is 20% off. Through 10/8; 10-7, noon-6 Sun.; 83 Wooster St. (Spring & Broome Sts.).

If you feel like schlepping out to Jersey, ABC Carpet & Home has lighting, furniture, and rugs for up to 75% off. 10/5-10/9; 10-7 (closed Sun.); 400 Huyler St., South Hackensack, NJ.

Head out to Built By Wendy's Williamsburg store for free booze and 20% off the fall collection Thursday night. 10/5; 6-9 p.m.; 46 N. 6th St., Williamsburg.
America's Next Top Model vs. Project Runway
Project Runway seems to be dragging out as long as possible--last week was a rerun, next week is the "get the contestants together and have them talk shit about each other" episode, then the final episode airs in two parts, with the grand finale, finally, on October 18th. I think nearly everyone has seen the photos from New York Fashion Week by now, so now we're just waiting, waiting, waiting for a winner to be announced. Based on the pictures alone, I'd say Jeffrey wins, but there are all of these rumors about him outsourcing his sewing, so who knows. Uli's collection was very...Uli, Laura's was very elegant but a bit boring, and while Michael's seemed to be the most cohesive, it was not really my taste, sadly. So whoever wins is anyone's guess. In the meantime, in this week's challenge, the designers were given $250 and free reign to create whatever they wanted, so long as it represented their signature style and was "editoral"--in a way that would be fresh to the judges, of course. The amusing part of this challenge was that after so many weeks of having strict rules, Uli and Michael seemed a bit lost as to what to do. And while Uli's signature-Uli-with-a-twist minidress was the winner, Michael faltered with a satin charmeuse dress that was sexy but unwearable. Laura's dress was nothing new, and while Jeffrey challenged himself with a more "romantic" look, it looked kind of sans culotte. And unflattering. The "twist" at the end of the episode, however, was that all four designers would be showing at Fashion Week. Which, um, we already knew since it happened two weeks ago. So, here we are, back to waiting.

And last week America's Next Top Model debuted on its new network the CW. Every season, I tend to get fed up with the show and vow not to watch it anymore, but that's not going to happen this year, because I've decided the show is just so over-the-top and campy--and it's not like the winner is really going to become a top model of any sort anyway--so all I can do is sit back and enjoy it. This week was the makeover episode, which is always one of my favorites because for every girl they make look good, they make one look awful. I actually like Brooke's new brown hair--it makes her skin glow--but Megg's wild fro for some reason now emphasizes the fact that she looks like Mayim Bialik. The twins' red hair is actually not bad (I was a little nervous about it at first), but I don't really like Melrose's blonde hair, because now she looks like a cross between Courtney Love and pre-makeover Ashlee Simpson. And while I loved Jaeda's short haircut, I was not a fan of the platinum blonde on Megan--and I don't think she was either, since, well, she ended up going home. I was a bit surprised by it, and I'm wondering if it's because she was too much like Kim from season four, even down to the lesbian part (did anyone else notice her talking to her "girlfriend" on the phone early in the episode?). I mean, I didn't think her photo was that bad. Of course, I have some early favorites, namely, the twins (yes, I like both of them, mainly because I can't tell them apart). I think AJ is going to go far, too--in the poster for the show, she totally stands out--but she seems to have a bit of an attitude problem. Next week, Ms. Jay teaches the girls to walk, but in the meantime, I highly suggest taking advantage of the "send Tyra Mail to your friends" feature on the CW's website. I spent an entire afternoon doing it last week and thoroughly enjoyed myself.
The week in shopping
...And now back to regularly scheduled Cheryl Shops features.

Find Outlet is hosting a Bluefly sample sale, where you can score designer merchandise for up to 90% off. 9/28-10/1; noon-9 Thurs., 9-9 Fri. & Sat., 9-5 Sun.; 72 Greene St. (Spring & Broome Sts.).

Gorgeous wedding gowns by Angel Sanchez are 50-75% off. You can even write a check! 9/28; 9-7; 526 7th Ave. (at 38th St.), 9th fl.

Great-fitting pants, plus gowns, coats, and separates are 50%-85% off at Alvin Valley's sample sale. Through 9/30; noon-6; 552 7th Ave. (at 39th St.), 3rd fl.

Calvin Klein Collection
clothing and accessories for men and women at 60%-85% off. Need I say more? Through 9/29; 10-7; 260 5th Ave. (28th & 29th Sts.).

Be a downtown gal and get a Mika Inatome bridal gown for up to 90% off. Through 9/30; call 212-966-7777 to make an appointment; 93 Read St. (at Church St.), 2nd fl.

In the retail biz, we call this a presale: Henri Bendel is taking 25% off all merino-wool sweaters. Through 10/15; 10-8, noon-7 Sun.; 712 5th Ave. (56th & 57th Sts.).

Prepare for winter with Giuliana Teso fur and shearling coats, jackets, and accessories at 85% off. 9/27-9/28; 10-7; 584 Broadway (Houston & Prince Sts.), ste. 501.

Get free shipping when you buy any boots at Urban Outfitters through 10/1.

Bloomingdale's is having a private sale in stores only 9/27-9/29, 10-10.

This week, Clothingline has a random assortment of Chilewich woven mats (sold at MoMA store), Milly samples, maternity, and kids stuff. Um, okay.

Get free shipping on a $100 order when you enter code FSHIP at checkout through 10/19 at Victoria's Secret.

Get free shipping on a $50 beauty order at Macys.com when you enter code BEAUTYFREESHIP at checkout through 10/3.

Save up to 50% on items at West Elm's fall sale.

Anthropologie
is having a late summer sale.
Cheryl Shops Fall Shopping Guide: Frame Bags
Another trend Marc Jacobs pretty much jump-started (with his much-knocked-off quilted Stam bag), the frame bag is typically kind of a grandma-ish shape, but the handbag used to be too and now we all carry them. You can go for washed leather for more of a bohemian look, or a chain-stap handle and quilting for a ladylike look. This also seems to be a trend that hasn't totally filtered down yet, so the best bags are the most expensive ones--but isn't that always how it is?

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Marc's gorgeous Karen bag is reminiscent of the Stam, but in python for a kind of '80s look. It is also significantly more than my monthly rent. But, hey, it's called luxury for a reason.


I remember, about 6 or 7 years ago, when Miu Miu used to be affordable. Ha. This frame bag is now up there in price with big sister Prada, but it's still a lot younger looking, and I can only imagine how soft that buttery leather is.


I have a vintage Dior bag very similar to this Flight bag (yes, it's real, and it was a ridiculously lucky find), and depending on what kind of fall jacket I end up with, I might just have to bust it out. This one is slightly prettier than mine, however.


Soho
Ignore the name Ellen Tracy (it makes me think of elastic-waist pantsuits in drab colors); this frame bag has a Marc Jacobsy look with a much more tolerable price tag.


This Hype handbag is a more blatant Stam ripoff, but with contrast stitching and no chunky chain strap or hardware. In other words, it's Marc for the more practical gal. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Betsey Johnson is building her empire with a nice line of bags. They're a little rock-and-roll, which is a nice complement to her crazy clothes. This bag has a lot of hardware, but I like the slouchy shape, and it doesn't look like it's trying too hard.


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This Isaac Mizrahi for Target bag is kind of half hobo, half frame bag, but I think it's one of the cuter purses he's designed. It's PVC, of course, but a cute choice nonetheless.


You can find a lot of bags similar to this one at vintage and secondhand stores. True, the rose print is a little precious, but the color palette is neutral, which you'll have a hard time finding in the thrift store, home of the ornate tapestry bags.


This bag
from Delia's is a straight-up Stam knockoff, but with a more Chanel-inspired strap. I kind of like it, and for $34.50, you really can't go wrong.
Cheryl Shops Fall Shopping Guide: Plaid
Plaid, like pinstripes, is an old standby for fall--every other year or so, it tends to get a big push from the fashion magazines. This is one of those years. However, I think plaid is important this season because of the whole Grunge revival, led by Marc Jacobs. So far I'm not so sure that it's taking off (it will be interesting to see what happens when the temperature really dips), but as I've said before, I enjoyed Grunge the first time around and I'm more than happy to dabble in it this time. With a more elegant take on the trend, of course.

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If you're going Grunge, why not go straight to the master? This Marc Jacobs sarong skirt evokes the iconic flannel-shirt-around-the-waist look, but with a slightly more flattering fit. Well, and it's wool, not flannel.


Tartan plaids are also popular this season, and it's always fun to kill two birds with one stone: This plaid jacket from DSquared2 also has a slight trapeze shape. It's also one of the most refined things I've ever seen from the Caten brothers, so good for them.


The soft, faded plaid and crinkled texture give this Chloe minidress a grungy look, but I saw this shape of dress all over the tents in Bryant Park. Chloe doesn't seem to be in a huge rush to replace Phoebe Philo, but as long as the design team keeps turning out awesome dresses like this, who cares?


Soho
Earnest Sewn now makes non-denim items, like this cute plaid jacket. It kind of has that British foxhunting look about it, and I like the cropped fit too.


This plaid shirt is really cute--a fitted, French take on the plaid shirt. A.P.C.'s clothes are tailored very well, so you can be assured this isn't going to gape in the bust or do other weird things. Please go to A.P.C.'s website to look at it though, because for some reason I can't see the bigger version.


It takes a brave soul to wear plaid pants, and it takes a freakin' fearless warrior to wear plaid skinny pants. So if you've got the gams, please wear this awesome pair from Alice & Olivia. Accordingly, they're availble only in size 8 and below.


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Another example of killing two birds with one stone, this plaid jumper from Delia's is, well, both plaid and a jumper. I love the mod look, and it's a durable wool blend, which is a nice little surprise.


Forever 21 has all manner of cute plaid things, but this dress stands out because it's not a jumper, a jacket, a kilt, or a shirt--i.e. other traditionally plaid items of clothing. I like the babydoll shape, and it would be supercute with a black tee underneath.


Sometimes all you need is a good accessory to convey the trend. This wide headband from Urban Outfitters does the trick for a mere $16. True, it's more Greenwich than Grunge, but not all plaid needs to look like it came from Salvation Army.
Final two Cheryl Shops Fall Shopping Guide posts coming tomorrow!
Plus sales too, I promise!
Cheryl Shops Fall Shopping Guide: Long Skirts
For those of you who know me personally, you know that I wear miniskirts. A lot. I may hate my stomach, but I do like my legs. However, I fell in love with the ground-sweeping long skirts that Olivier Theyskens showed in his last collections for Rochas, so I'm looking for at least one long skirt for fall, preferably in black. They were a bit hard to find (I'm assuming this is because long skirts tend to be in fashion during recessions, and no one really wants to encourage one of those), but I did come across some strong contenders.

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There are few things you can count on in life, but one of them is that anything Donna Karan makes in jersey is going to be both comfortable and flattering. So behold this long jersey skirt. It doesn't have the fullness I want, but the sleek shape makes up for it.


I love the plissé texture and shape of this chiffon skirt from Gaultier--it's kind of 1920s rich gypsy. It's not as long as I'd like, but it's gorgeous nonetheless.


This chiffon skirt from Armani isn't really a daytime skirt, but with its lovely trumpet shape, who cares?


Soho
I saw this Marc by Marc Jacobs skirt at Barneys last weekend, and I must have it. After all, it totally fits into Marc's glam-grunge aesthetic for fall--it has a crinkly broomskirt texture and cuts a totally dramatic silhouette.


Of course, this jersey skirt from Love by Ya-Ya is a bit more laid-back, more affordable, and probably more comfortable too. It's a totally different look, though--kind of California girl...well, if California girls ever ditched their minis.


The Daisy Miller skirt from Anthropologie is more in the vein of the Marc skirt, but with a more streamlined look and an easier-on-the-wallet price.


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Newport News has all manner of long skirts; here's a nicely shaped one in black corduroy--cute and warm too!


This mesh skirt from Alloy has the broomsticky look of a Marc Jacobs skirt, but with a shorter and slightly less full silhouette. And, um, a much more tolerable price.


This Alex Evenings skirt is meant for, well, evening, but I think it can pass for daytime--after all, a sheer panel of chiffon at the hem does not necessarily an evening look make. And, hey, it has an elastic waistband--after so many constricting skinny jeans, I'll take it!
Cheryl Shops Fall Shopping Guide: Ankle Boots
Now that you have your black or gray stovepipe jeans, they're so tight in the ankles that you can't wear them over boots. (Aha, there was a practical aspect to boot-cut jeans after all!) One solution is to wear them with platform pumps; the other is to tuck them into an extra-cute pair of ankle boots. Voila--the boot lives on!

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Zac Posen's first foray into footwear produced this dandy-esque ankle boot, which looks like a super-upscale version of something you'd find at Anthropologie (I mean that as a compliment). The slouchy shape is right-on, and there's even a subtle platform, as well as a more practical stacked heel.


This awesome wedge ankle boot from Tashkent has big cutouts on the side, but it's lined in luxe lamb fur (okay, lay off, animal rights activists), so you can go sockless. Well, maybe not sockless, but at least your feet won't totally freeze.


And to appease all the card-carrying PETA members I just pissed off, here's a 100% vegan boot from Stella McCartney. Granted, I think $650 is a bit much for pleather, but I love the ribbed cuff and the round toe and, well, this is probably the most stylish pleather boot in existence.


Soho
Dolce Vita is one of those brands that's suddenly everywhere--and since their shoes are very stylish and not too expensive, I'd say that's a good thing. I love this cuffed boot--it's like a more feminine, sexy cowboy boot.


Anthropologie has all of these quirky boots, many of which look like they came straight from the set of a period costume drama. This cuffed boot looks kind of 1700s (or is it 1800s?), but I think it's pretty darn cool.


This Kors Michael Kors boot is pretty traditional as far as boots go--it's designed by the master of American sportswear--but I think the drawstring detail is just edgy enough.


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I think this suede wedge boot is quite a good deal. The wedge heel is low enough to be comfortable, and the studs give them a little rock-and-roll edge.


This boot from Urban Outfitters has a faux foldover, but it's real leather and it's affordable, so it'll be our little secret. Plus, you can get one in black and one in gray for the price of one pair of contemporary-priced boots.


At $39, it's a near-miracle this boot is made out of suede and not synthetics. But I'm not going to argue--the wrap details in front are cute, as is the bow in the back.