America's Next Top Model recap
I think last night's episode of America's Next Top Model was one of Tyra's all-time most obnoxious ones. From her "art direction" of the photo shoot to her "flamenco" with Ms. Jay, the message I kept getting was, "Hey, look at me! I'm the star of this show!" The straw that broke the camel's back, though, was putting CariDee in the bottom two just because she got out of the water early--when, at the actual photo shoot, Tyra herself yelled at CariDee for not getting out sooner. I hate to use a phrase coined by "president" Bush, but way to flip-flop, Tyra! Now, I was pretty bummed when Michelle got kicked off last week--awkwardness aside, I think she was actually the better of the twins--so I wasn't shocked when Amanda was kicked off this week. Although, if you told me at the start of the season that Melrose, Eugena, and CariDee would be in the final three, I probably wouldn't have believed it. In fact, why is Eugena still in the running? So she can dance. Whoop-de-do. I think it's because last week she used Tyra's million-dollar word: journey. Tyra loves "the journey." Oh, I'm sorry. I just had to swallow the vomit rising in my throat.

So, even though she's a glutton for punishment, I still think CariDee is going to win. (I mean, come on, how amazing does she look in this picture?) Melrose is good, but she's obnoxious, and Eugena is far too inconsistent. If CariDee does indeed win, this will mark the first time in ANTM history that my favorite girl actually wins. Which means she probably won't, but I guess we'll have to wait till next week to find out.

1 comment

Summer said...

Wait, I thought you were rooting for Danielle last year? She won, didn't she?