Why I love Simon Doonan
This is so priceless, I think it speaks for itself. From Hint:

Hint: Kabbalah. Kool or just plain krazy?
Simon Doonan: It seems harmless enough but, personally, if I were going to pick a religion, I would pick one with better accessories. That red bracelet just doesn't do it for me. I would probably become an existentialist because at least you get to wear a turtleneck and a nice black beret. Who doesn't love a black beret? Just call me Simon "de Beauvoir" Doonan.

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