America's Next Top Model recap
Oh, the cattiness. Women can be catty and competitive to begin with, but throw them together in an apartment where they're openly competing for something and they turn into stone cold bitches. Eva, who's clearly lacking in self-esteem, started making disparaging comments about how Amanda is blind; Amanda accused Eva of stealing her laundry and her money and her crystals (oh, how hippie-dippie...); Ann took Eva's side, of course; Jennipher bumped into Ann and didn't say "excuse me"...Oh, the drama. But once Amanda found her crystals (she had forgotten she had hid them so no one would steal them), her karma or whatever improved, she apologized to Eva, and all was well. Phew! The girls learned how to walk from J. Alexander (always an entertaining segment), with assistance from last year's winner, Yoanna. They then walked in a Heatherette "fashion show" later that night. Eva, the best natural walker, won; Norelle totally wiped out, but strangely enough, it didn't even come up in the evaluations at the end--I guess it happens to everyone. Then the girls did a photo shoot for Lee jeans where they wore jeans, hair extensions, and not a whole lot else. Norelle flashed her boobies (that's my kind of girl!) and Republican Kristi felt uncomfortable being naked (big surprise). Also, Jay Manuel was wearing some sort of weird leather gay biker outfit. Thank god he's a makeup artist and not a stylist. Inevitably, Kristi and her big-ass chin got the boot for looking so uncomfortable at the photo shoot. I have a feeling the days are numbered for Jennipher and Kelle: Jennipher wrote "ANTM" on her butt during the evaluation, which didn't go over so well with the judges, and neither girl photographs particularly well. The preview for next week alludes to "Kelle feeling the pressure," so I bet she's the next to go. And speaking of next week, Janice shows the girls how to pose in swimsuits. Should be highly entertaining...

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