Breakin' the law
In this week's E! Fashion Police, Ashton Kutcher goes '70s porn director; Alicia Silverstone puts "Buttgirl" way behind her; holy shit--Alicia Keys in a dress!; and Michelle Trachtenberg pulls off a crazy bright color (canary).

Bonus: In E!'s Oscar Fashion Police, they're a bit stingy with the good ratings: Nicole Kidman is good (but not excellent); on-again, off-again, on-again couple Naomi Watts and Heath Ledger definitely look better together; Renee Zellwegger is tightly wound; Scarlett Johansson needs some shapewear (not that there's anything wrong with that); Jennifer Garner's dress has definitely grown on me; Diane Keaton needs to ditch the tux; Julia Roberts is still a very pretty woman; Bill Murray rocks Helmut Lang; Samantha Morton's dress reminds me of the couches in my grandparents' living room; Patricia Heaton, a blonde, should not wear nude; Marcia Gay Harden reminds me of Violet, the girl in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory who turns into a blueberry (okay, okay, I know, she's pregnant!); Keisha Castle-Hughes looks very age-appropriate; I think Catherine Zeta-Jones' dress is tacky, but she still looks good in it; Sofia Coppola in Marc! Yay!; Sandra Bullock belongs on the top of a wedding cake; Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are beyond cool; and, finally, big winner Charlize Theron and Stewart Townsend (who is this guy, anyway?) make a handsome couple.

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