Fashion Police
In this week's E! Fashion Police, J.Lo channels Aunt Jemima; Eve reminds me of the transvestite hookers that work in my neighborhood; Demi Moore is so elegant, I want to kill her; Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen still look eight years old to me; Beck hops on the gross jeans-stuffed-into-Ugg-boots train; and Anna Nicole Smith is getting much closer to the fighting weight of her Guess days.

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